Photo 24 Feb 666 notes ivanoooze: adelaydeorchid: micannabis: valerieresin: ivanoooze: hello frennds. my name is arnbjørn and i am from the norway. take a good look at my face because it is the face all u americans will c before your deaths. i hate america. america is filthy swine. we dont care about football or hootie and the blowfish. we dont care youre president is indian. you are not the superior country….norway is. we have finer women. finer foods. finer leaders. we love eachother. we dont have chris brown. little bee. tyler the crater. we have real hip hop like warlcoks and karpe diem. you all are garbige. be afraid because me n my buddys winston and norulv r going 2 make u all dead. at exactly 23:00 saturday u will all b beggin 4 mercy. that is my message. i give u time 2 say bye bye 2 ur loved ones and enjoy your last day on earth. o Hei Arnbjørn, My name is Michelle, and I’m also from Norway. Norway is not a loving country to eachother, I haven’t had a real home in about 8 months, I have been in contact with NRK(norwegian television channel shit) they don’t care about a 20 year old not having a home, I have been in contact with NAV(our welfare program). They won’t help me, they can help me with paying the first rent, but that’s it. I have major anxiety and simply don’t have the guts to call people and homeowners when searching for an apartment, but no one cares. I’m glad we don’t have Chris brown, but we have Alexander Rybak, and chris browns whining is better than the violin fairytale shit Rybak comes with. And we have true legends in hip hop, Warlocks, but to even put that faggy ass pop group “karpe Diem” in the same sentence is a disgrace. Your friends is clearly fantasy friends, there is 3 people in norway called norulv, two of them was born in 1955 and the third one was born in 1935. And the one person called winston, is born in 1982 and he is not your friend. All in all you make us norwegians look pretty stupid, and I don’t blame them- look at you! holy christ in hell you make me embarrassed. I really hope you are a troll, cus you kinda look like one. Dearest Arnbjorn. My name is Rachele, and I am an American. Sorry to burst your bubble dude, but NO ONE gives a fuck about Hootie and the Blow Fish. That was sooooo 15 years ago. Oh, and Obama isn’t Indian… He’s black. And well, more accurately, he is MIXED. I guess he could have some “Indian” in him, but it would more likely be Native American (since you know, there is a difference between the two.) You may “love each other” over there in Norway, but I think a more appealing quality would be to love all humans as equals. You know… it really isn’t that hard. I push to live like that every day of my life. Obviously, this is a quality that you and your “friends” lack. Moving on… Yes, unfortunately Chris Brown is here… He is a piece of shit! But guess what? The country doesn’t rally behind him, simply because he is an American. In fact, most people I know hate him and are appalled by his actions. The fact that Rihanna publicly forgave him is also appalling, but that was her right.  Your “threats” are sort of funny in a sick and twisted kind of way. How about you just live your life over there in Norway and leave American culture out of the mix? Plus… your emo hair cut with that interesting mix of a collared shirt and TWO bandanas isn’t all that intimidating. At least, if that’s the last thing I see, before I die, I know I’ll get a good laugh. P.S.- I will admit that y’all do have some pretty lovely women. But you, my friend, are truly not a superior human.

ivanoooze:

adelaydeorchid:

micannabis:

valerieresin:

ivanoooze:

hello frennds. my name is arnbjørn and i am from the norway. take a good look at my face because it is the face all u americans will c before your deaths. i hate america. america is filthy swine. we dont care about football or hootie and the blowfish. we dont care youre president is indian. you are not the superior country….norway is. we have finer women. finer foods. finer leaders. we love eachother. we dont have chris brown. little bee. tyler the crater. we have real hip hop like warlcoks and karpe diem. you all are garbige. be afraid because me n my buddys winston and norulv r going 2 make u all dead. at exactly 23:00 saturday u will all b beggin 4 mercy. that is my message. i give u time 2 say bye bye 2 ur loved ones and enjoy your last day on earth.

o

Hei Arnbjørn, My name is Michelle, and I’m also from Norway. Norway is not a loving country to eachother, I haven’t had a real home in about 8 months, I have been in contact with NRK(norwegian television channel shit) they don’t care about a 20 year old not having a home, I have been in contact with NAV(our welfare program). They won’t help me, they can help me with paying the first rent, but that’s it. I have major anxiety and simply don’t have the guts to call people and homeowners when searching for an apartment, but no one cares.

I’m glad we don’t have Chris brown, but we have Alexander Rybak, and chris browns whining is better than the violin fairytale shit Rybak comes with. And we have true legends in hip hop, Warlocks, but to even put that faggy ass pop group “karpe Diem” in the same sentence is a disgrace. Your friends is clearly fantasy friends, there is 3 people in norway called norulv, two of them was born in 1955 and the third one was born in 1935. And the one person called winston, is born in 1982 and he is not your friend. All in all you make us norwegians look pretty stupid, and I don’t blame them- look at you! holy christ in hell you make me embarrassed. I really hope you are a troll, cus you kinda look like one.

Dearest Arnbjorn. My name is Rachele, and I am an American.

Sorry to burst your bubble dude, but NO ONE gives a fuck about Hootie and the Blow Fish. That was sooooo 15 years ago. Oh, and Obama isn’t Indian… He’s black. And well, more accurately, he is MIXED. I guess he could have some “Indian” in him, but it would more likely be Native American (since you know, there is a difference between the two.) You may “love each other” over there in Norway, but I think a more appealing quality would be to love all humans as equals. You know… it really isn’t that hard. I push to live like that every day of my life. Obviously, this is a quality that you and your “friends” lack.

Moving on… Yes, unfortunately Chris Brown is here… He is a piece of shit! But guess what? The country doesn’t rally behind him, simply because he is an American. In fact, most people I know hate him and are appalled by his actions. The fact that Rihanna publicly forgave him is also appalling, but that was her right. 

Your “threats” are sort of funny in a sick and twisted kind of way. How about you just live your life over there in Norway and leave American culture out of the mix?

Plus… your emo hair cut with that interesting mix of a collared shirt and TWO bandanas isn’t all that intimidating. At least, if that’s the last thing I see, before I die, I know I’ll get a good laugh.

P.S.- I will admit that y’all do have some pretty lovely women. But you, my friend, are truly not a superior human.

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